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2018-03-16 10:59:43狐视天下

男人最常对女人撒的谎是什么?

 

权利的游戏

 

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Sandeep Rathore, studied at Masters in English Literature(攻读英语文学硕士)

My fiancee would definitely kill me if she happens to read my answer.

我未婚妻如果看到这个回答一定会杀了我的。

Here are the common lies I often tell to save my skin:

下面是一些经常帮了我大忙的谎话。

1- I have work to do. Goodnight!

Truth: I’ve to take my daily dose of Game of Thrones (Repeating again and again)

1. 我还有工作要做。晚安!

真相:我得进行我的每日刷剧,“权利的游戏”(重复重复再重复)

2- Sorry, you’re right. It was my mistake.

Truth: No, it was your mistake. I’m saying sorry to avoid an argument.

2. 对不起,你是对的。是我错了。

真相:不,是你的错。我认错只是不想吵架。

3- You are looking wonderful as always.

Truth: No, this dress looks bad on you.

3. 你看起来棒极了。

真相:不,这裙子你穿着很丑。

4- Why didn’t you call me? Me: Baby, I was w

orking.

Truth: I was so engrossed in Netflix that I forgot

4. 为什么不给我打电话?我:宝贝,我在工作。

真相:我太沉迷于Netflix(视频网站),忘了。

5- Do you remember that sweet incident? Me: oh that one!

Truth: I don’t have any clue. Say something more and maybe I will recall

5. 你记得那件甜蜜的事吗?我:哦,那件啊。

真相:我毫无头绪。快多说点好让我想起来。

6- You are talking sweeter than usual. Did you drink? Me: No baby, I always tell you when I do.

Truth: I just finished a beer.

6. 你的嘴巴比平时更甜了。你喝酒了?我:没有,宝贝,如果我喝了肯定告诉你。

真相:刚喝了罐啤酒。

Hang me for my perjury!

吊死我这个骗子吧!

Ivan Digon, been driving my Peugeot 406, 330'050 km & 311 passengers(已经开着我的标志406跑了33万多公里,拉了311个乘客)

“You can take my car’s key, I won’t worry.”

把车钥匙拿走吧,我不担心的。

We all worry when you, a woman, take our car. We all have in our mind, all the silly Youtube videos about women having trouble to drive a car[1] ; scratching here and there.

我们都会担心的,一个女人,开走了我们的车。我们脑子里想的全是Youtube上那些女人开车遇到麻烦的愚蠢视频:这儿刮一下,那儿刮一下。

We all are looking out of the window, impatiently waiting to have our car back in sight, ensuring that nothing went wrong, like in the following picture:

我们都会看着窗外,不耐烦地等着车回到我们的视线之内,确保没有出什么问题,如下图所示:

Is this worrying feeling is justified ? I don’t know, I rather say “no”. What do you think ?

这种担忧是合理的吗?我不知道,我倾向于不。你怎么想?

Himanshu Chauhan, Dated a cute girl(曾和可爱的女孩约会)

1. I' m virgin.

我是处男

2. It won't hurt,I promise.

一点也不痛,我保证。

3. You are not fat.

你不胖。

4. I like your family.

我喜欢你的家人。

5. I missed you.

我想你了

6. You're beautiful.

你真漂亮

7. You cook better than my mom.

你比我妈做得好吃

8. I love you more than my mom.

我爱你胜过我妈

9. I wasn't looking there.

我没看那儿

10. We will only watch the movie and won't do anything else.

我们就看看电影,不干别的事。

11. Okay you can talk to your male friends,I don't care.

好吧,你可以和你的男性朋友说话,我不介意的。

12. You look gorgeous in anything you wear.

你穿什么都很漂亮。

13. I love you.

我爱你

14. I have my eyes only on you.

我的眼里只有你

15. No we don't cry.

我们(男人)不哭

16. I promise.

我发誓

Swasini Sudarsan, studied at University of Toronto

1. Sky Blue suits you better than sea blue.

Men are color blind. Really, they don’t have that aura towards colors. All they know is red, blue and green.

比起海蓝色,天蓝色更适合你。

男人都是色盲。真的,他们对颜色毫无天份。他们就知道红的,蓝的和绿的。

2. My battery died. I couldn’t call you.

LOL, thanks to the ‘Mobile is switched off’ savior line.

Ratio between actual mobile getting switched off : Battery dead is 10:1.

我电池没电了。不能打给你。

呵呵,多亏了“电话已关机”这条救命线。实际上 关机:没电 的比例是10:1.

3. She is just a friend

No she is not and you know that well. Good bye!

她只是个朋友。

不,她才不仅是个朋友呢,并且你也明白的。再见!

4. I will be home in 20 minutes.

我20分钟内就到家。狐视天下 www.hushiwin.com

5. It is just cold and I will be fine.

只是感冒了,我没事。

6. You are the most beautiful woman I have seen.

你是我见过的最漂亮的女性。

Varun Dhiman, Full Stack Developer at Capgemini India (2016-present)[印度Capgemini全栈开发者(2016至今)]

"I don't know why my boss suddenly required that I work on Friday nights and Saturdays... but I have to. I promise it won't last too long."

“我不知道为什么我老板突然要我周五晚上和周六加班,但我必须去。我保证不会拖很久的。”