Sandeep Rathore, studied at Masters in English Literature(攻读英语文学硕士)
My fiancee would definitely kill me if she happens to read my answer.
Here are the common lies I often tell to save my skin:
1- I have work to do. Goodnight!
Truth: I’ve to take my daily dose of Game of Thrones (Repeating again and again)
2- Sorry, you’re right. It was my mistake.
Truth: No, it was your mistake. I’m saying sorry to avoid an argument.
3- You are looking wonderful as always.
Truth: No, this dress looks bad on you.
4- Why didn’t you call me? Me: Baby, I was w
Truth: I was so engrossed in Netflix that I forgot
5- Do you remember that sweet incident? Me: oh that one!
Truth: I don’t have any clue. Say something more and maybe I will recall
6- You are talking sweeter than usual. Did you drink? Me: No baby, I always tell you when I do.
Truth: I just finished a beer.
Hang me for my perjury!
Ivan Digon, been driving my Peugeot 406, 330'050 km & 311 passengers(已经开着我的标志406跑了33万多公里，拉了311个乘客)
“You can take my car’s key, I won’t worry.”
We all worry when you, a woman, take our car. We all have in our mind, all the silly Youtube videos about women having trouble to drive a car ; scratching here and there.
We all are looking out of the window, impatiently waiting to have our car back in sight, ensuring that nothing went wrong, like in the following picture:
Is this worrying feeling is justified ? I don’t know, I rather say “no”. What do you think ?
Himanshu Chauhan, Dated a cute girl(曾和可爱的女孩约会)
1. I' m virgin.
2. It won't hurt,I promise.
3. You are not fat.
4. I like your family.
5. I missed you.
6. You're beautiful.
7. You cook better than my mom.
8. I love you more than my mom.
9. I wasn't looking there.
10. We will only watch the movie and won't do anything else.
11. Okay you can talk to your male friends,I don't care.
12. You look gorgeous in anything you wear.
13. I love you.
14. I have my eyes only on you.
15. No we don't cry.
16. I promise.
Swasini Sudarsan, studied at University of Toronto
1. Sky Blue suits you better than sea blue.
Men are color blind. Really, they don’t have that aura towards colors. All they know is red, blue and green.
2. My battery died. I couldn’t call you.
LOL, thanks to the ‘Mobile is switched off’ savior line.
Ratio between actual mobile getting switched off : Battery dead is 10:1.
呵呵，多亏了“电话已关机”这条救命线。实际上 关机：没电 的比例是10:1.
3. She is just a friend
No she is not and you know that well. Good bye!
4. I will be home in 20 minutes.
5. It is just cold and I will be fine.
6. You are the most beautiful woman I have seen.
Varun Dhiman, Full Stack Developer at Capgemini India (2016-present)[印度Capgemini全栈开发者(2016至今)]
"I don't know why my boss suddenly required that I work on Friday nights and Saturdays... but I have to. I promise it won't last too long."